So without further ado, here is the recent question put forward to the internet that reiterates my dumbfoundness that these people haven't killed themselves via everyday tasks.
And it is another stupid question about animals (well this time it's an insect).
Firstly, "Has a spider ever killed [anyone]". Um, let’s see, oh yes they have you moron! Have you not heard about spiders’ venom? Let’s just hope this person never visits a rainforest or a desert, or do I?
Secondly, "[has a spider] eaten a human being?" You actually had to ask this? What films have you been watching to delude you to the point of asking this question? Admittedly a very large group of spiders probably could, but a single spider?
But you don't stop there, no you have to make an even bigger fool of yourself and ask "are some spiders big enough to catch a human in their webs?" How big do you think they get? The biggest spider is the size of a dinne plate! Not bigger than a human! My god! Also whilst it is not impossible for a web to be a considerable size, any human has the strength to pull one apart you brainless idiot! I may be lacking in the strength department, but even I can escape a spiders web!
So it is with this that I introduce my own scale of stupidity that will be used in all of my posts on this blog. Whilst Joe has gone with the "How Are You Alive Suffocation Scale" (HAYASS), I have decided to go with the "How Are You Alive Scale of a Bus Running Over You (HAYASBROY). I know, it's the catchiest phrase you have ever heard!
3 Buses, Likely to happen
James face palming for society...
