It's Treacherously Close

Ok so this entry was taken from an actual facebook update from my own facebook, the names have been disguised (well) and so has the poster's face (not so well) this just shows that stupidity is never too far away.

So, as you can see this is an apology from someone (whom I know) about not turning up to college that particular day. this was posted in the evening, and she was away during that day. Take note children. She says "...apology in advance for not telling you I wasn't in today" While the grammar is very lovely and legible (obviously my company has rubbed off on her) this phrase makes NO SENSE.

An apology in advance for something she's already done... now an apology can only be issued in advance if the event you are apologising for has not yet happen like; "I apologise in advance for swearing... Fucking hell!" whereas this girl has already not gone to school. which leads me to believe that she has a warped sense of time, and has little to no chance of surviving in the real world due to the fact the real world will not tolerate this laissez-faire attitude to it's most important continuum and for that I award 3 pillows, an untimely suffocation.






This is Joe apologising in advance for that hideous post.