How does one not work out that it is easily prevented?

Firstly, I am not sure how old this person is, but considering their grasp of the English language is normal and the concept of being popular, I'm going to assume they are in their mid teens.

However this is where the pleasantries end. This person is complaining that people are saying that they smell. Initially before reading I thought that people were doing this just to be mean. But it turns out that this person no longer has baths! So I ask this person, what do you expect?!! It's a means to an end, if you don't wash, you smell, simple as that! So I feel sorrow for those poor people who have to surround you at your place of education. I suggest you actually listen to them instead of simply complaining! And I find it hilarious that they went out of their way to spray you with a hose!



If you really don't like having a bath, how about having a shower? Also is this stupid or just being too damn stubborn for their own good? Well the scale is going to allow for opinion with a middle score.

3 Buses, Likely to Happen



James, so glad that everyone I know at least showers in the morning.

It's Treacherously Close

Ok so this entry was taken from an actual facebook update from my own facebook, the names have been disguised (well) and so has the poster's face (not so well) this just shows that stupidity is never too far away.

So, as you can see this is an apology from someone (whom I know) about not turning up to college that particular day. this was posted in the evening, and she was away during that day. Take note children. She says "...apology in advance for not telling you I wasn't in today" While the grammar is very lovely and legible (obviously my company has rubbed off on her) this phrase makes NO SENSE.

An apology in advance for something she's already done... now an apology can only be issued in advance if the event you are apologising for has not yet happen like; "I apologise in advance for swearing... Fucking hell!" whereas this girl has already not gone to school. which leads me to believe that she has a warped sense of time, and has little to no chance of surviving in the real world due to the fact the real world will not tolerate this laissez-faire attitude to it's most important continuum and for that I award 3 pillows, an untimely suffocation.






This is Joe apologising in advance for that hideous post.