This is it!

No, not the terrible Micheal Jackson film! I think I have succeeded in finding the epitome of stupidity!

Now this wont mean we'll stop, oh no, we will never stop berating the idiots of the web, but this IS a milestone.

The 5 pillower. Observe.






Now you are going to want to click on that to see it's full glory. It was submitted by an "anonymous" poster, with good reason.
The idiot is asking if midgets have night vision.

Let it sink in. That's right.
Not only that but he has rung up a midget to as him! and now he's surprised he has an angry short person after him. You can bet that he'll be sleeping with the lights on so the other guy doesn't have an advantage.

So anonymous, or Anon to your friends, you are the proud reciever of our highest prize here at HAYA: five pillows, Charles Darwin's choice.






This is Joe Strange cleansing the gene pool one at a time.

How does one not work out that it is easily prevented?

Firstly, I am not sure how old this person is, but considering their grasp of the English language is normal and the concept of being popular, I'm going to assume they are in their mid teens.

However this is where the pleasantries end. This person is complaining that people are saying that they smell. Initially before reading I thought that people were doing this just to be mean. But it turns out that this person no longer has baths! So I ask this person, what do you expect?!! It's a means to an end, if you don't wash, you smell, simple as that! So I feel sorrow for those poor people who have to surround you at your place of education. I suggest you actually listen to them instead of simply complaining! And I find it hilarious that they went out of their way to spray you with a hose!



If you really don't like having a bath, how about having a shower? Also is this stupid or just being too damn stubborn for their own good? Well the scale is going to allow for opinion with a middle score.

3 Buses, Likely to Happen



James, so glad that everyone I know at least showers in the morning.

Triple Kill.

Well, sorry for the lack of update, those following my other blogs will know the reasons, but anyway onwards.

As much as I would LOVE to write a stupidity blog on the ability to read time (or inability if you're my mother) I wont. What I will do however is a slightly different approach to HAYA, one which I like to call "Ask A Stupid Question...".

So, you know that most of our entries come from "Yahoo Answers" and while not all the questions are ridiculous, some of the titles for them are downright idiotic.

So here are three (along with a quick caption to each) stupid questions that I've found, along with the relevant HAYASS Scale.





HMM I'm going to go out there and say... 14 pieces of string?

Ronseal Smother: 4 Pillows









Because Anti-Baby Doesn't have the same ring to it. Think before we use our words next time.

Hindsight Smother: 3 Pillows









LUCKILY water doesn't run on electricity.

Common Sense Smother: 4 Pillows.





Joe with a ruthless entry for a ruthless mood, now for a ruthless exit.

I need more ruth's